I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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