After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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