id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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