sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Two words: nipple clamps
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