you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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