Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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