Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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