I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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