North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Farmville is her only friend.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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