Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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