CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Found your dick twin last night
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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