Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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