We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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