my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Green mimosas i think yes
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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