We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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