I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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