If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
This is my gift to your gina
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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