i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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