She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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