Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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