so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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