So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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