Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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