She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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