You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize