I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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