This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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