why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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