Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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