my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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