I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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