Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We had sex on a dog bed..
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