This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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