He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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