i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She bit a glass in half.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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