i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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