there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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