I can tuck mytits in my pants
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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