Can Purell be used as lube?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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