The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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