Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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