i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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