haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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