can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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