I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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