i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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