So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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