So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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