I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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