Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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