Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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