He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize