So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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