He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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